i knew my trip home looked too good to be true: 8:00am flight out of lexington, get to detroit at 9:30am, leave detroit at 10:30am, home a little after noon.
i got a cab at six, was at the airport within ten minutes and checked in and through security in another ten.
a little before seven, i found out that my flight out of lexington was delayed till 8:45am. which would mean i would have to hustle to make my connection in detroit.
and if i didn’t make it, the next flight to stewart out of detroit isn’t until 7:45pm.
but then, about a half hour later, i found out that my connection was also delayed, until 11:10am. problem solved.
until my first flight got delayed AGAIN, now until 9:15am. so again, i’m going to have to haul ass and pray to make my connection in detroit.
i am, as mckayla maroney, UNIMPRESSED.